2. If you tell a girl ” we should fight ” and she agrees.. she too wants to have sex .
3. Learn 100% about her in exchange for the least amount of 1% about you .
4. Tell them how much you love your mom; however, not to much to get them scared .
5. If she farts, get the hell out .
6. Unexpected gifts ( no matter how cheap ) are just as good if not better then whatever you get her on her bday .
7. Random and Spontanious gets them closer .
8. Predictable and usual pushes them away .
9. Always remember the 2 C’s: “Comedy and Confidence” .
10. Shoot them some money and they will stay, shoot them with cum and they might get mad, shoot them and they will die .
HOK IS IN A TEXTBOOK?!?!
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